Kurt’s Rules of Vegas
Rule #1: Never let the taxi longhaul you through the tunnel.
Rule #2: Always use the $20 sandwich at reception.
Rule #3a: Bring the vitamins, the homeopathic junk, & the antibiotics.
Rule #3b: Know where the Walgreens is on the strip.
Rule #4: Sanitize the remote.
Rule #5a: Eat with a Restaurant.com coupon.(http://tinyurl.com/restaurantlv)
Rule #5b: Use a coupon with Restaurant.com.
Rule #6: Always leave $5 & a note for housekeeping Day 1.
Rule #7: Don’t complain about the line if you had to get in it in the first place.
Rule #8: Protect. Hydrate. Humidify.
Rule #9: Always make reservations two weeks in advance.
Rule #10: Always bring shoes w/ good support.
Rule #11: Pay with cash. Play on credit.
Rule #12: Cocktails never belong at the tables.
Rule #13: Never pass up the entertainment.
They don’t burn your bankroll & they keep your mind fresh.
Rule #14: Obey the rules of the club.
Rule #15: Losing is never considered ‘having fun’.
Rule #16: Always make sure you have a reliable cabbie in your contacts.
Rule #17: Andrew Jackson always has a reservation.
Rule #18: Taking a bathroom break is always better than playing a bad shoe.
Rule #19: Dressing appropriately is almost as important as the tip.
Rule #20: Always eat breakfast in the morning.
Rule #21: Keep a Vegas lawyer on speed dial.
Nersesian & Sankiewicz, (702) 385-5454 528 S 8th St, Las Vegas, NV 89101
Rule #22: Always know what conventions are going on during your visit. (http://tinyurl.com/lvconventions)