Digg & Slashdot commentary is some of the funniest stuff.

May 30, 2007

So a "Linux"-sponsored race car was the first to crash at the Indianapolis 500.

Apparently a group of Linux fans wanted to get Linux some exposure to the Indy500 crowd (???) and cobbled together enough money to slap a Linux logo on the side of an Indianapolis 500 entered car. 

If you look carefully, you can make out the "Tux" penguin logo on the front of the car.

Here’s a video of the crash:


Here’s some of the "best of" comments from Digg & Slashdot about this article:

  • "Turns out the driver crashed due to a race condition [fh-ulm.de], which as most programmers know, should be avoided for the obvious reasons."
  • "The car was destined to crash…it was caught in a loop…"
  • "Moral of the story: Linux doesn’t have good uptimes when you run it on unstable hardware."
  • "looks to me like the SCO car shoved him."
  • "That’s impossible; everyone knows Linux can’t crash. He must have been dual-booting Windows."
  • "Of course it crashed, considering it didn’t have windows."
  • "Well, this is what happens when your pit crew scoffs and tells you to "RTFM" when you pull-in for a pit stop."
  • "At first, it appeared to be a problem with the IndyCar extensions to X, given the user was able to take it down to a console-based tow truck (it wasn’t pretty, but it at least got a controlled shutdown). However, further investigation showed it was definitely a hardware issue, as the system couldn’t get back on the Indianapolis Motor Speedway network after a full restart of the engine. Most probable cause was a network collision."
  • "Next time try: /etc/init.d/brakes restart and paste results here. Thanx"
  • "The linux car crashes first, the irony is surreal"
  • "sudo shutdown –h 77"

And last but not least, someone on Digg got 1977 digg ups from his comment:

  • "Looks like it was a driver issue."

Attention folks that don’t itemize at tax time: What’s wrong with you people?

May 27, 2007

I’m still baffled by the number of people that choose not to itemize or hire an accountant to do their taxes come April 15th every year.

Every customer I go to, I run into at least one IT guy that still does their own taxes using some crappy tool like TurboTax and hasn’t figured out the "mystical secret" of having someone do your taxes.  Ususally they come up with some lame excuse about "how they don’t have any deductions" or "how they’re afraid of getting audited" or some nonsense like that.

I suppose it has something to do with the lack of good parenting in America amongst today’s computer professionals.  A lot of folks that have shaped their careers around IT, never seemed to get much instruction around how to manage money or how to build wealth from their parents.  I should know:  I don’t think I was given all that much guidance by my parents… but at least my father was good enough to teach me that you must max out your 401k in order to have any shot at all at retiring at 55.

There are 5 ‘financial secrets’ for the working IT guy that I’ve learned in my short time on earth that I’ve found invaluable:

Buy a home – any home – as soon as possible.  Buying a house or condo allows you to borrow money at the cheapest rates available today while getting a tax write-off of the interest associated with that loan.  Additionally, with a home you can develop and store equity to develop your credit and potentially take out another loan if the need arises.  Homes also can appreciate in value allowing you to make money on the value of your property.
This little bit was something my father taught me:  Renting is for fools.  Renting simply gives your money away to someone else.  There is virtually no reason to ever rent unless it is unfeasible to commute between a new home and your workplace because unless you’re paying virtually nothing to your landlord, renting is almost always a bad deal.  The flip side of this of course is that if you can get someone to rent a property of yours at a profit – that’s easy money.  This is why trailer parks – which have no electrical or plumbing to maintain – are some of the most lucrative investment properties available.
(Advice impact on my life:  4/5)

Ever notice that it gets harder and harder every year to pay the electrical bills or find enough money for insurance & car repairs?  Inflation is 4% every year, meaning the cost of living goes up by 4%, so if you’re not getting a 4% raise in compensation from your employer – either through salary or through other things like stock grants or profit sharing – you’re effectively getting paid less than last year because of the devaluation of the dollar. 
A friend of mine that’s "very financially independent" said that if you were to go 12 years without any adjustment in compensation, you’d be effectively making 50% less than you were when you started on the basis of how much the cost of living is.  So the frame of mind that you need to be in when evaluating whether or not your doing well in your career as far as compensation goes is, "How well am I keeping up with inflation?"  And if you’re not, you need to seriously assess whether or not you want to be in your job 1 or 2 years from now.
(Advice impact on my life:  2/5)

You should never use TurboTax.  Unless you’re working at McDonalds or some other minimum wage stint in which accounting fees of $150-$200 might actually be "real money" to you, hiring an accountant is the smartest way to file your taxes.  Accountants know what you can and can not itemize (in terms of past expenses) and if you have the right accountant, they’ll do the itemization for you on the basis of some Q&A with you.  Itemizing your year end expenses can save you hundreds if not thousands of dollars on your taxes.
I used TurboTax between 1994-1997.  In 1998, at the stringent urging of several my wealthier friends, I hired an accountant who did my taxes and discovered that I was eligible for $3000 in refunds that year.  I’d almost never gotten a refund before up until that point.  And then she refiled my past 4 tax returns and itemized my expenses on the basis of my credit card bills, checking account records, and an interview with myself on what I’d used certain major expenses on.
I bought a Porsche Boxster with the tax refund I got from those 4 years.  That’s right.  I bought a car.  With CASH.
(Advice impact on my life:  3/5)

Face it:  There are financial wizards much, much smarter than any of us day laborers investing in Wall Street, analyzing the stock market and watching for trends and market movement.  The flip side of this realization is that YOU & I CAN’T BEAT THESE PEOPLE.  They will always be ahead of you in knowledge and quicker to buy or sell and in the long run, you can’t make as much money as they do.
So like they say – if you can’t beat them, join them.  Hire someone to manage your money for you.  Let them watch the trends and help you make decisions based on their observations.  They’ll also provide balance to your portfolio, and a good advisor will provide balance across at least 3 categories:  Risk, Geography, Taxation.  These complex models are beyond the comprehension of most investors and to make matters more complicated, no one actually knows what companies to make these investments in once they’ve been evaluated.
Yes, they’re going to take a percentage annually, but if they make 5%-10% more than what you usually make annually, why do you care?  And the security you’ll have in them calculating the projections on when you can retire at a safe age will provide you with a confidence that you simply can’t have any other way.
Now obviously the concern people have is, "How do I know that the financial advisor will make more money for me than I would normally?" and natually the answer lies in getting a good recommendation by someone that already has an established relationship with one.  But I’ll tell you this:  A good financial advisor should be able to virtually guarantee you 10% based on the configuration of your portfolio however will likely average 20%-30% gains on your investments every year. 
(Advice impact on my life:  5/5)

This was one of the first rules my father taught me.  Use Roth, max out your 401k, diversify. 
USE ROTH:  The Roth IRA allows $4,000 of after tax income to be deposited yearly into a retirement account that is grown through investments.  The key is that unlike typical retirement accounts, any growth in this IRA is sheltered from future taxes.  A Roth 401K is the same thing except that it’s only available through your employer if they’ve taken the time to set it up, and it has a limit of $15,000 of annual after tax income investment.
Obviously, if the gains on the investment you’re making is sheltered from taxes, you’re gonna want to max out the investment you can make in these accounts.
401K MAXIMIZATION:  Your 401k usually has an upward limit to how much you can invest in it – often 10%-15% annually.  Do the math (or ask your financial advisor to do it for you):  This is not enough investment to adequately allow anyone to retire at 55 at the same standard of living.  So at the very least you need to max out your 401k contributions through your employer.  At best, you need to make other retirement investments elsewhere that are sheltered from future gains taxes.
DIVERSIFY:  I’ll admit it – I didn’t believe in this until I actually saw it.  Diversifying your investments is absolutely critical to ensuring that your nest egg is safe and continues to grow.  In a nutshell, it is possible even in the WORST circumstances to make money (think 9-11 or the Internet bubble) if your portfolio is well-balanced and correctly managed to account for disasters.  Our financial advisor has a very specific model of investing that balances not just risk across investment but also 2 other dimensions to ensure that our portfolio makes money in most market conditions.
(Advice impact on my life:  4/5)

Oh & one last thing.  Cars.  Bad investments.  Seriously.  If you have cash to burn, yeah, go get something flashy and get it out of your system but be aware that the Audi you buy for $50K could have been worth a Ferrari for $230k in 8 years.

TEDtalks: A fascinating group of discussions, talks, and speeches from great thinkers

May 26, 2007

If you haven’t checked out TED.com, and you fancy yourself a thinker, you’re really missing out.

TED stands for Technology Entertainment Design.  It’s a conference that was started in 1984 that basically has amazing guests that speak on various thoughtful topics – originally focused on technology, entertainment and design but it’s since expanded it’s scope.

Take Barry Schwartz, a psychologist that discusses the benefit & issues of having more "choice" in a market place.

Video: TED: Barry Schwartz on the Paradox of Choice
(Taken from "Barry Schwartz on maximizing the welfare of citizens by maximizing individual freedoms"

Barry’s conclusion seems to be that providing people with choice is the best way to maximize the welfare of citizens of the world.  And choice in general is a good thing and the trend has been to provide as much choice as possible to consumers.  Empowering the individual allows the individual to take control of their lives in the most optimal fashion possible for their circumstance.

But he cautions that too much choice forces the individual to have too much responsibility, resulting in a natural state of "analysis paralysis" in humans.  The result is that people often choose, "not to choose" and retreat in fear of making choices.

He also states that "sky’s the limit" opportunity is usually a bad thing.  People with too many opportunities at their fingertips find themselves clinically depressed because their expectations are too high – after all, with all this opportunity available to them, how could a person NOT be an incredible success?  And when they find that they AREN’T, they become perpectually sad.

So he stresses a balance:  Some choice is good, too much choice is bad.  Some opportunity is good, but it needs to have limits to help a person define success.

BTW:  TED is free to view and to join.  Attendance at the conference in Monterey however is a $6000 affair.  Receiving the DVDs of the speeches annually is $1000.

BTW2:  There’s a blog of new talks that get posted at http://blog.ted.com/atom.xml.

HUMOR: Harry Enfield rules.

May 25, 2007

Today was "Harry Enfield" day.

I love Harry Enfield comedy sketches.  I’ve hosted a few online at Soapbox for viewing below.  If you aren’t familiar with him, Harry Enfield is a British comedian that has done, among other things, some parodies of those 50’s Public Service Announcements featuring a fellow named "Mr. Cholmondley-Warner" that are funny enough to make me bust a gut at work whenever I’m feeling crappy.

And, yes, today I feel lousy.  Let’s just say that it’s the end of the fiscal year for us and I’m tired of customer’s pulling out the "Microsoft monopoly" line because they’re grouchy over the fact that for some godawful reason we won’t provide OS patches for their Windows 98 deployment.  Either that or it’s because we shockingly won’t treat Macs, Linux, and Open Source anything as equals to Windows whenever we built tools or applications.

Yes, today was a "Harry Enfield" day.  I just hope I don’t have to escalate this to being a "Benny Hill" day.

Video: Harry Enfield: Women – Know Your Limits

Video: Harry Enfield: Women and cars

Video: Harry Enfield: The Guide to Conjugal Rights

Video: Harry Enfield – Women – Keep Your Virtue

Hi, I’m a Mac. And I’m a Badass PC.

May 24, 2007

I don’t know where this came from but once I find out who created it, they’re going on my permanent feed subscription list.

HOWTO: Stop postal junk mail

May 18, 2007

Green Dimes provides a service that prevents you from getting junk postal mail at http://www.greendimes.com.  They purport that their service will reduce postal junk mail by 75-90%.  They also say that they will plant a tree for you every month in your name.  From a customization perspective, you can also put certain catalogs on a "white list" to enable them to be delivered to you.

The service costs $36 annually… or 10 cents every day of the year. 

When I found out about this thing, I signed up within 30 seconds with credit card in hand.  Every day I receive a bevy of advertisements in the mailbox:

  • Newspaper flyer type advertisements
  • AOL CDROMs and the like
  • Mortgage reduction & Line of Credit offers
  • Real estate agent ads
  • Mass coupon packets

Everyday, I’m grabbing all of that junk mail, bringing it up to my garbage can, and throwing it away during the "sorting process".  Now within 8 weeks, all of this – or hopefully most of this – should disappear.  WHEEEEE!

(Oh by the way… you can gift a subscription as well to friends who hate postal junk mail as much as you do.)

HUMOR: Windows Vista logo… last seen on Saturday Night Live

May 16, 2007

Check this out:  One of my favorite bands (right up there with AFI & Breaking Benjamin) is Linkin Park.  What caught me by surprise was that DJ Joe Hahn’s laptop had a Windows Vista flag logo on it this past weekend when the band played on Saturday Night Live. 

MR. HAHN… sportin’ Windows Vista & his Suru clothing wear logos




(In other news, Minutes to Midnight, Linkin Park’s latest album just released and is available from Amazon. <grin>)

Now available in stores… Linkin Park’s Minutes to Midnight album