THE FOURTH GRADE RED-HEAD
When I was in 4th grade for example, I was the only person in the 4th grade class that would talk to the “new red headed kid”. I tried to console him but he was miserable and cried constantly. I told him it would be alright but he just couldn’t handle the new environment. He eventually transferred back to his original school.
6 years later, I was entering high school (it was a public school, which was vastly different from the private academy that I’d been at for two years prior) and I was meeting new kids and talking to this one guy and he said, “I remember you. You were the only kid that talked to me back in elementary. Thanks for that by the way.” And he proceeded to introduce me to the other kids in the high school. If he hadn’t, I wouldn’t have known anyone on day one of school.
JOE THE MASTER BARBER
A few months back, I went to Vegas for the Consumer Electronics Expo. While there, I realized I was sporting the ol’ Billy Ray Cyrus mullet hairdo, and that just won’t do. So I started to scout out professional barber shops in the city and I stumbled upon a remarkable store called Truefitt & Hill which was a really nice experience.
So I wrote them up in Yelp. And as my friends know, I can write one helluva review in Yelp:
- Kurt’s Review of Truefitt & Hill at Caesar’s Forum Shops in Las Vegas:
For those without the patience to read the review, basically, my barber was a fella named “Joe” who was a 67 year old master barber from Sicily, Italy. And he gave me truly the best haircut I’ve ever had in my life. It’s hard to describe because it was unlike anything I’d done in Vegas before. It was just a very serene, masculine, quiet, sort of… ‘time’. It was sort of a guys spa, I guess: No frilly stuff. Just a clean, well done haircut that ended up being a very worthwhile experience.
Well, fast forward to today. I took a look at my message box at Yelp (I haven’t written much in the past couple months for a number of reasons) and I read the following:
My name is Elliott and I am the owner of Elliott and Co. for men in Las Vegas. I wanted to thank you for the really nice review that you wrote witch featured Joe La Spisa. A couple days after I read your review about Truefitt and Hill and Joe, I received a phone call from a soft spoken barber with an Italian accent telling me that Truefitt had closed and that he was looking for a nice shop to work in that was close to his home. A day later I met with Joe and while I was talking with him all I could think of was your review, which was spot on I might add. Joe has since come to work in my place and he is a great barber and a real pleasure to work with. Your kind words about Joe were one of the biggest factors in bringing him on. Thank you! I hope the next time you are in Vegas you make the trip to Elliott & Co. and pay Joe a visit. I know you both will enjoy it.
Now how cool is that?
(And yes, I’m going to Vegas sometime before the kid is born and I’m going to try to get over the Elliott & Company. It’s quite a ways from the strip near as I can tell but if I want a good haircut, it’ll be worth it.)