Stories from the field

Someday, I’m going to write a book about my time with my employer.  My role has given me some amazing opportunities to work with customers that y’all would be really surprised to hear about.  Each of these lines represent stories that I’m gonna write about some day.  I’m gonna keep this as a running list for the day I decide to start really writing this stuff down.

  • Novell Users Group
  • Y2K Pagers
  • “Pirate away”
  • JCB
  • Writing a check for 95
  • “Cows”
  • DMS – Messaging
  • Scientology
  • Vertex Ball
  • IndyMac Waiting
  • John Tesh
  • Salma Hayek
  • Trader Joes
  • Brendan Kehoe
  • Ralphs
  • DirectAccess Palms Springs/Bakersfield
  • Technet Saturday
  • “I make no margin.”
  • IndyMac Bankruptcy
  • Nissan in Denver
  • Barbara & Bill
  • Steve & Wynn
  • “Your mike is on”
  • Brad & Hughes
  • Aerogel
  • The toilet story
  • Mac User Group w/ Apple: “Kurt, Ladies & Gentlemen!”
  • Bill @ UCLA
  • Bill @ Four Seasons BH
  • Brian & uBid
  • KROQ
  • That time when my laptop got stolen
  • Kinko’s Picnic
  • Donuts vs Ed Brill
  • “Don’t go there, Bill”
  • Dirt & “the rectum”
  • The Chicago shoe incident
  • Tap dancing on stage in San Diego
  • Ayala & Apple
  • “We just want to put you in a position to be successful.”
  • Miami hotdogs
  • Richard Jeni
  • “WHY CAN’T OUTLOOK DO THIS!?!?!”(Lotus)
  • “We need to get off Novell.”
  • “My name is Dan. I’m here to solve problems.”
  • “Man, she was diggin’ you.”
  • “I don’t know what I’m even doing here then.”
  • Special thanks credit.
  • Carpet pissing
  • Active Jam
  • Young & drunk @ MGS
  • “Bah, c’mon in. You’ve paid your dues.”
  • Kerry’s Angels
  • “I know. You just met me, jackass.”
  • My fiancé works at this office!
  • Legal hold
  • Hello, I’m from HR.
  • See this photo? My girlfriend is from Redmond.
  • Price & partnership
  • It RAINS in Orlando
  • OS/2 is dead
  • CUE conference
  • Kurt’s got groupies!
  • “Space Needle is the future”
  • “Bombs in my front yard!”
  • Becoming & leaving GATS
  • W hotel Seattle & the movement activated thermostat
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One Response to Stories from the field

  1. Nan says:

    The anticipation! I can’t wait!

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